- Are you ok, Dude? Seems like you've seen a ghost or somethin'!
- Sorta. Apparently I'm still alive!
- What da...! Why?! What happened?
- I went to buy some shit tonight. There was a guy at the shop who remembered me after 20 fu[beep]ing years! He was my third-grade classmate at elementary school! After 20 years! I mean come on! What the fu[beep]?!
- That's it? Somebody remembered you and now you act like you have seen a puppy having intercourse with a crocodile?!
- Did I mention the "after 20 years" part?
- Twice.
- So... it's no heavy shit?
- The guy remembered you. That's the shit, but heavy? I doubt it.
- I'm not talking about me! I'm talking about the guy's memory!
- Well, obviously he has a good memory for jerk-offs. What's the big deal? And what does it have to do with you being alive? How many times do we have to go over it?
- Alright! Don't start it again.
- I won't if you don't make me to.
- OK.
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed.
- Me too.
- Good night then.
- Good night.
- From morning to night I stay out of sight...
- Stayed.
- Who?
- No one. It's "From morning to night I stayed out of sight..."
- What did I say?
- You said "stay".
- Will you?
- Will I what?
- Stay.
- I don't know. Do you want me to?
- I don't know. Do you want to?
- No.
- Fu[beep] off then!
- Bye.
- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes!
- Sorry?!
- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes!
- Man! They were exquisite! Angelic!
- Tell me about it!
- Nice headcut, by the way.
- Thanks.
- I'm assuming guillotine?
- Scissors.
- Really?! How long did it take?!
- Not long. They were very big.
- You look so goofy. I like it.
- Thanks, Dude.
[a divine voice] - Thanks.
[with a big smile]- Hey!!! Happy new year!!
- I'm not in the mood...
- Oh! Come on! Don't be such an ass! It's new year!
- What's new about it? The ways people suffer or the ways you get screwed?
- Well, I'm pretty much sure about the second one, but still it's new!
- Aren't you neophobic?! Plus it's not a new year. It's the same sh[beep]t with a new "name", a new "number" as if we keep count of the years, the months, the days, the times we live to kill each other, to hurt others, to lie, to bullshit, to fu[beep], to...
- OK OK! Sorry! My bad. Wanna go to the movies?
- Yeah. Let's go.
[a divine voice] - Have fun!