Look, but don't touch
Touch, but don't fu[beep]
Fu[beep], but don't love
Love, but don't live
- Are you ok, Dude? Seems like you've seen a ghost or somethin'!
- Sorta. Apparently I'm still alive!
- What da...! Why?! What happened?
- I went to buy some shit tonight. There was a guy at the shop who remembered me after 20 fu[beep]ing years! He was my third-grade classmate at elementary school! After 20 years! I mean come on! What the fu[beep]?!
- That's it? Somebody remembered you and now you act like you have seen a puppy having intercourse with a crocodile?!
- Did I mention the "after 20 years" part?
- Twice.
- So... it's no heavy shit?
- The guy remembered you. That's the shit, but heavy? I doubt it.
- I'm not talking about me! I'm talking about the guy's memory!
- Well, obviously he has a good memory for jerk-offs. What's the big deal? And what does it have to do with you being alive? How many times do we have to go over it?
- Alright! Don't start it again.
- I won't if you don't make me to.
- OK.
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed.
- Me too.
- Good night then.
- Good night.