Sans Titre 17

- How's my dude?!

- Much better. Thanks. I was about to lose it, man!

- I totally understand. You know, you really shouldn't give yourself this much credit. And by the way since when do you care about what others think of you? I mean give me the worst case scenario. What's gonna happen? Let me put it this way; let's say they're gonna think you are a fu[beep]ing freak and they decide to cut you out; what's gonna happen to you? You'll be alone. Well, aren't you already?

- Yeah. You are absolutely right. I don't know what got into me...

- As I told you, you sometimes give yourself too much credit.

- Anyhow, I'm really better now. Thanks, dude.

- Anytime. Just don't forget; we don't care about what others think of us, ok?

- Ok.

- Buenas noches.

- You too.

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- I don't wanna be here! I just can't!

- Well, hate to break it to you, but you have to, in case you didn't notice.

- Where am I again?

- Home.

- And where did I want to be?

- Last time I checked you wanted to be "alone".

- How can I get there?

- You can't.

- I see. Can I listen to music yet?

- No.

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- Dude! Happy Birth...

- Shut up.

- Sorry.

Sans Titre 14

- Love you. 

- Fu[beep] you, too. 

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- Are you ok, Dude? Seems like you've seen a ghost or somethin'!

- Sorta. Apparently I'm still alive!

- What da...! Why?! What happened?

- I went to buy some shit tonight. There was a guy at the shop who remembered me after 20 fu[beep]ing years! He was my third-grade classmate at elementary school! After 20 years! I mean come on! What the fu[beep]?!

- That's it? Somebody remembered you and now you act like you have seen a puppy having intercourse with a crocodile?!

- Did I mention the "after 20 years" part?

- Twice.

- So... it's no heavy shit?

- The guy remembered you. That's the shit, but heavy? I doubt it.

- I'm not talking about me! I'm talking about the guy's memory!

- Well, obviously he has a good memory for jerk-offs. What's the big deal? And what does it have to do with you being alive? How many times do we have to go over it?

- Alright! Don't start it again.

- I won't if you don't make me to.

- OK.

- Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed.

- Me too.

- Good night then.

- Good night.

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- From morning to night I stay out of sight...

- Stayed.

- Who?

- No one. It's "From morning to night I stayed out of sight..."

- What did I say?

- You said "stay".

- Will you?

- Will I what?

- Stay.

- I don't know. Do you want me to?

- I don't know. Do you want to?

- No.

- Fu[beep] off then!

- Bye.

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- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes!

- Sorry?!

- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes!

- Man! They were exquisite! Angelic!

- Tell me about it!

- Nice headcut, by the way.

- Thanks.

- I'm assuming guillotine?

- Scissors.

- Really?! How long did it take?!

- Not long. They were very big.

- You look so goofy. I like it.

- Thanks, Dude.

[a divine voice] - Thanks.