Sans Titre 5

- Leave me alone...

- You ARE alone!

- Who the f[beep] are you then?

- I'm Dude.

- Be!

- You too!

- I said leave me alone!

- OK.

[a divine voice] - OK.

Sans Titre 4

- Are you really waiting?!

- Aren't you?

- No.

- Why?

- Cuz I'm not a pathetic, miserable piece a shit like you!

- And what exactly does make me " a pathetic miserable piece a shit?"

- Waiting.

- What should I do instead?

- Go to bed and die.

- Good night then.

- Good night.

[ a divine voice] - Sweet dreams.

Leave me alone

I love goodbyes.

Sans Titre 3

- Why are you doing this?

- Doing what?!

- This!

- Oh! That?

- Yeah.

- I don't know...

-You don't know?!

- You know I know!

- I do!

- Why do you ask, then?

- To make sure that you are really that stupid!

- I'm afraid I am.

- You stupid ass!

- Hey! Watch it dude!

- Watch what?

- Your language!

- Why?

- Cuz somebody is listening?

- Who?

- I guess the same guy who was writing before!

- Damn! Not again! [shouting angrily towards the sky] STOP WRITING!!!!

- [a divine voice] OK! Sorry!

Sans Titre 2

- Who was it at the door?

- A dead cat.

- What did it want?

- Some dead meat.

- What did you do?

- I gave it a piece of myself.

- Did it take it?

- No. Apparently cats don't eat frozen food.

[a divine voice] - Frozen food is not healthy.

Sans Titre 1

- We decided to take things slowly.

- You decided or she decided?

- She suggested, I agreed.

- Yeah, cuz if you disagreed, she'd walk!

- What do you mean "she'd walk!"?!

- I mean she'd leave you.

- I know what you mean!!

- Why did you ask, then?

- You know what, let's not talk about it.

- I'm not talking.You are talking.

- What are you doing?

- I'm listening.

- Then who the hell is writing?!

- I don't know...

- [shouting] Who is this?!!! Stop writing?!!

[a divine voice] Oops!

A Lesson

"love" is the past tense of "leave".