Inspirational Crap

Life is a garden full of apple trees. So try to smile every time you brush your teeth. You don't know how fu[beep]ing beautiful your smile is.

Love is like a rose which is a flower. And butterflies love the flowers because they are as fu[beep]ing beautiful as your smile.

Children are God's little fu[beep]ing angels and the people who make them are angel makers. Make angels and love God. Tomorrow is another day.

Help others and always smile when you do, and don't do it when you are helping others.

Don't give up. Try again. Only bad people don't try again.

Breakfast is very important. If you don't have enough money to buy breakfast you won't be able to eat the most important meal.

Try to do something or someone good every day.

Be forgiving. It's fun.