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Rocket Man 2
پنجشنبه 31 شهریورماه سال 1390 17:24
"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, In fact it's cold as hell..."
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بدون عنوان ۲
پنجشنبه 31 شهریورماه سال 1390 03:02
- قرعه ی کار به نام من دیوانه زدند... - غلط کرد هر بی پدر و مادری که همچین غلطی کرد! - آقای محترم لطفا توهین نکنید. - "غلط کرد" که توهین نیست. اگه به تو بگن "غلط نوشتی" شاکی میشی؟ - نه ولی اگه بگن "غلط کردی" شاکی میشم برای اینکه من همیشه درست "میکنم". - در ضمن طرف آقا نبود....
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Rocket Man
یکشنبه 27 شهریورماه سال 1390 02:22
"I miss the earth so much..."
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Sans Titre 17
جمعه 18 شهریورماه سال 1390 01:27
- How's my dude?! - Much better. Thanks. I was about to lose it, man! - I totally understand. You know, you really shouldn't give yourself this much credit. And by the way since when do you care about what others think of you? I mean give me the worst case scenario. What's gonna happen? Let me put it this way; let's...
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At Five in the Afternoon
چهارشنبه 26 مردادماه سال 1390 16:59
"A las cinco de la tarde. Eran las cinco en punto de la tarde. Un niño trajo la blanca sábana a las cinco de la tarde. Una espuerta de cal ya prevenida a la cinco de la tarde. Lo demás era muerte y sólo muerte a las cinco de la tarde." PS. In loving memory of my dear brother who departed at five in the...
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Spoiler Alert
سهشنبه 11 مردادماه سال 1390 00:30
At the end, You'll die.
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Inspirational Crap
دوشنبه 3 مردادماه سال 1390 23:22
Life is a garden full of apple trees. So try to smile every time you brush your teeth. You don't know how fu[beep]ing beautiful your smile is. Love is like a rose which is a flower. And butterflies love the flowers because they are as fu[beep]ing beautiful as your smile. Children are God's little fu[beep]ing angels...
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احوال من
جمعه 24 تیرماه سال 1390 21:32
زیرکی را گفتم این احوال بین خندید و گفت: به گ... رفتی.
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Sans Titre 16
چهارشنبه 22 تیرماه سال 1390 22:22
- I don't wanna be here! I just can't! - Well, hate to break it to you, but you have to, in case you didn't notice. - Where am I again? - Home. - And where did I want to be? - Last time I checked you wanted to be "alone". - How can I get there? - You can't. - I see. Can I listen to music yet? - No.
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tinnitus
یکشنبه 19 تیرماه سال 1390 13:18
tinnitus / ˈ tɪn.ɪ.təs/ noun a condition of the ear in which the person suffering from it hears noises such as ringing
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Divine Love
جمعه 3 تیرماه سال 1390 00:42
To love is human, to make love divine.
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Tiny Dancer
چهارشنبه 1 تیرماه سال 1390 00:35
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today"
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Two and a Half Men
دوشنبه 23 خردادماه سال 1390 22:09
"Children are God's little way of punishing us for having s.e.x."
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limbo
دوشنبه 16 خردادماه سال 1390 21:45
lim·bo noun /ˈlimbō/ an uncertain situation that you cannot control and in which there is no progress or improvement
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Test of Faith
چهارشنبه 11 خردادماه سال 1390 00:43
Funny how God tests your faith. He rapes you, beats the shit out of you, rapes you again, comes in your mouth, and if you don't swallow it He sends you to eternal hell for infinite suffering because you are a faithless sinner!
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A Cry of Fire
دوشنبه 9 خردادماه سال 1390 22:23
Somebody call the fire department! My phoenix is on fire!
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بدون عنوان ۱
یکشنبه 8 خردادماه سال 1390 13:49
- لعنت بر پدر و مادر کسی که در این مکان آشغال بریزد. - لعنت بر پدر کسی که در این مکان آشغال بریزد. - لعنت بر مادر کسی که در این مکان آشغال بریزد. - خفه شید! با هر دوتونم! - ما سه نفریم. - نفر سوم که آشغال نریخته. - فحش که داده! - فحش باد هواست. - معلم دینی ما می گفت باد معده است. - یعنی معلم دینی شما اصلا فحش نمی داد؟...
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بود آیا؟
چهارشنبه 28 اردیبهشتماه سال 1390 22:35
یا صفا، یا خبر مرگ تو، یا وصل رقیب بود آیا که فلک زین دو سه کاری بکند
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...But don't
شنبه 24 اردیبهشتماه سال 1390 22:32
Look, but don't touch Touch, but don't fu[beep] Fu[beep], but don't love Love, but don't live
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Sans Titre 15
یکشنبه 18 اردیبهشتماه سال 1390 00:35
- Dude! Happy Birth... - Shut up. - Sorry.
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I wonder - 2
یکشنبه 18 اردیبهشتماه سال 1390 00:32
1 2 3 4 . . . . 28 29, 30?
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Sans Titre 14
دوشنبه 12 اردیبهشتماه سال 1390 23:33
- Love you. - Fu[beep] you, too.
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Sans Titre 13
یکشنبه 4 اردیبهشتماه سال 1390 00:27
- Are you ok, Dude? Seems like you've seen a ghost or somethin'! - Sorta. Apparently I'm still alive! - What da...! Why?! What happened? - I went to buy some shit tonight. There was a guy at the shop who remembered me after 20 fu[beep]ing years! He was my third-grade classmate at elementary school! After 20 years! I...
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Disconnection
دوشنبه 22 فروردینماه سال 1390 21:48
Delete Deactivate Unsubscribe And live happily ever after.
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Sans Titre 12
دوشنبه 22 فروردینماه سال 1390 01:02
- From morning to night I stay out of sight... - Stayed. - Who? - No one. It's "From morning to night I stayed out of sight..." - What did I say? - You said "stay". - Will you? - Will I what? - Stay. - I don't know. Do you want me to? - I don't know. Do you want to? - No. - Fu[beep] off then! - Bye.
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Sans Titre 11
یکشنبه 7 فروردینماه سال 1390 12:52
- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes! - Sorry?! - I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes! - Man! They were exquisite! Angelic! - Tell me about it! - Nice headcut, by the way. - Thanks. - I'm assuming guillotine? - Scissors. - Really?! How long did it take?! - Not long. They were very big. - You look so goofy. I...
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Sans Titre 10
جمعه 5 فروردینماه سال 1390 15:39
[with a big smile]- Hey!!! Happy new year!! - I'm not in the mood... - Oh! Come on! Don't be such an ass! It's new year! - What's new about it? The ways people suffer or the ways you get screwed? - Well, I'm pretty much sure about the second one, but still it's new! - Aren't you neophobic?! Plus it's not a new year ....
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Intimate Café
یکشنبه 22 اسفندماه سال 1389 00:00
Why are all the cafes so small? I have intimacy issues!
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Nostalgia
سهشنبه 17 اسفندماه سال 1389 00:06
FU[beep] YOU, YOU MISERABLE FU[beep]ING WHORE!!!!
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Dummy
دوشنبه 16 اسفندماه سال 1389 22:42
I am dumb But I'm not a dummy.