Dude

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  • The Big Lebowski پنج‌شنبه 5 اسفند‌ماه سال 1389 23:19
    "The Dude abides."
  • Sans Titre 9 جمعه 22 بهمن‌ماه سال 1389 18:05
    - Shut up. - But... - I said SHUT UP! - But why?!!! - Look at yourself for f[beep]'s sake! Look what you've got yourself into again! - Maybe... - SHUT UP! - BUT MAYBE I HAVE SOME FEELINGS!!! - You bet your ass you have feelings you moron! It's called "randiness"! That's the feeling you have! - No it's not! -...
  • Sans Titre 8 چهارشنبه 13 بهمن‌ماه سال 1389 20:28
    - How can I help you? - Who said I need help? Who else said I need your help?! - You look at that f[beep]ing cellphone nearly every f[beep]ing second! Are you sure you don't need help? - How can you help me? -Well, I can help you remember things... - Like last night? - Did it hurt enough? - It did hurt but not enough...
  • The Illusion یکشنبه 10 بهمن‌ماه سال 1389 00:20
    "I live my life as if it's real."
  • Sans Titre 7 سه‌شنبه 5 بهمن‌ماه سال 1389 23:38
    - You asked for it! - I did. - You deserve it! - I do. - You are really miserable! - I am. - F[beep] you! - Thanks. - SHUT UP AND DIE! [ a divine voice] - He will.
  • Sans Titre 6 دوشنبه 4 بهمن‌ماه سال 1389 00:59
    - How about the "outjection"? - Doesn't work. - Why? - The memories. They're too old. - And no "memory maker" is stupid enough to give you new ones? - Whose side are you on, anyway? - Since when does the truth hurt you? - It doesn't. - Whatever. [a divine voice] - Poor bastard.
  • Sans Titre 5 چهارشنبه 29 دی‌ماه سال 1389 23:12
    - Leave me alone... - You ARE alone! - Who the f[beep] are you then? - I'm Dude. - Be! - You too! - I said leave me alone! - OK. [a divine voice] - OK.
  • Sans Titre 4 سه‌شنبه 28 دی‌ماه سال 1389 00:13
    - Are you really waiting?! - Aren't you? - No. - Why? - Cuz I'm not a pathetic, miserable piece a shit like you! - And what exactly does make me " a pathetic miserable piece a shit?" - Waiting. - What should I do instead? - Go to bed and die. - Good night then. - Good night. [ a divine voice] - Sweet dreams.
  • Leave me alone یکشنبه 26 دی‌ماه سال 1389 12:55
    I love goodbyes.
  • Sans Titre 3 یکشنبه 26 دی‌ماه سال 1389 12:40
    - Why are you doing this? - Doing what?! - This! - Oh! That? - Yeah. - I don't know... - You don't know?! - You know I know! - I do! - Why do you ask, then? - To make sure that you are really that stupid! - I'm afraid I am. - You stupid ass! - Hey! Watch it dude! - Watch what? - Your language! - Why? - Cuz somebody is...
  • Sans Titre 2 شنبه 25 دی‌ماه سال 1389 01:28
    - Who was it at the door? - A dead cat. - What did it want? - Some dead meat. - What did you do? - I gave it a piece of myself. - Did it take it? - No. Apparently cats don't eat frozen food. [a divine voice] - Frozen food is not healthy.
  • Sans Titre 1 پنج‌شنبه 23 دی‌ماه سال 1389 01:11
    - We decided to take things slowly. - You decided or she decided? - She suggested, I agreed. - Yeah, cuz if you disagreed, she'd walk! - What do you mean "she'd walk!"?! - I mean she'd leave you. - I know what you mean!! - Why did you ask, then? - You know what, let's not talk about it. - I'm not talking....
  • A Lesson پنج‌شنبه 16 دی‌ماه سال 1389 22:29
    "love" is the past tense of "leave".
  • Threat دوشنبه 13 دی‌ماه سال 1389 13:32
    Make your plan A work or I will be your plan B!
  • Stranger دوشنبه 29 آذر‌ماه سال 1389 01:24
    I don't recognize myself when I smile.
  • Out of Breath پنج‌شنبه 25 آذر‌ماه سال 1389 14:04
    Doctor Doctor! What is wrong with me? Why am I so out of breath? Amused to Death Roger Waters
  • A Chinese Life جمعه 30 مهر‌ماه سال 1389 00:38
    My life is MADE IN CHINA.
  • Comfortable Dumb یکشنبه 28 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 21:58
    .I have become comfortably dumb
  • Home دوشنبه 18 مرداد‌ماه سال 1389 00:20
    Home Home Where I cannot be safe.
  • Boredom جمعه 1 مرداد‌ماه سال 1389 23:23
    - I'm bored. - So am I. - Let's love. - Ok. Let me get my wallet.
  • A Sign شنبه 22 خرداد‌ماه سال 1389 12:16
    How come I didn't see any "You're gonna get screwed!" sign on my way to this world?!
  • Safe Love سه‌شنبه 18 خرداد‌ماه سال 1389 12:20
    I will love again, and this time I'm gonna use protection.
  • To Kill a Mockingbird جمعه 7 خرداد‌ماه سال 1389 23:49
    I killed a bird today. It wasn't mocking.
  • On My Way دوشنبه 3 خرداد‌ماه سال 1389 21:58
    I've got to say I'm on my way Down... Artist: Cold Play Song: God Put a Smile on Your Face Album: A Rush of Blood to The Head
  • I wonder شنبه 18 اردیبهشت‌ماه سال 1389 23:10
    1 2 3 4 ..... 27 28, 29?
  • The Nightmare پنج‌شنبه 9 اردیبهشت‌ماه سال 1389 21:48
    I just don't wanna see you! Can I wake up now? Can I?!
  • New Year سه‌شنبه 3 فروردین‌ماه سال 1389 16:26
    New Year? No, thanks. I'm neophobic.
  • "For Dummies" سه‌شنبه 25 اسفند‌ماه سال 1388 22:23
    Where the hell can I find the book "HOW TO GET THE F_CK OUT OF THIS F_CKING SHIT HOLE FOR DUMMIES"?!
  • Solitudinarian جمعه 7 اسفند‌ماه سال 1388 19:02
    Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. Francis Bacon
  • Miscarriage چهارشنبه 5 اسفند‌ماه سال 1388 21:57
    My mind had a miscarriage, Again.