Disconnection

Delete

Deactivate

Unsubscribe

And live happily ever after.

Intimate Café

Why are all the cafes so small?

I have intimacy issues!

Nostalgia

FU[beep] YOU, YOU MISERABLE FU[beep]ING WHORE!!!!

Dummy

I am dumb

But I'm not a dummy.

The Big Lebowski

"The Dude abides."

Leave me alone

I love goodbyes.

A Lesson

"love" is the past tense of "leave".