Tiny Dancer

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer

Count the headlights on the highway

Lay me down in sheets of linen

You had a busy day today"

Two and a Half Men

"Children are God's little way of punishing us for having s.e.x."

limbo

lim·bo
noun /ˈlimbō/

an uncertain situation that you cannot control and in which there is no progress or improvement

Test of Faith

Funny how God tests your faith. He rapes you, beats the shit out of you, rapes you again, comes in your mouth, and if you don't swallow it He sends you to eternal hell for infinite suffering because you are a faithless sinner!

A Cry of Fire

Somebody call the fire department!

My phoenix is on fire!

...But don't

Look, but don't touch

Touch, but don't fu[beep]

Fu[beep], but don't love

Love, but don't live

I wonder - 2

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30?