[with a big smile]- Hey!!! Happy new year!!
- I'm not in the mood...
- Oh! Come on! Don't be such an ass! It's new year!
- What's new about it? The ways people suffer or the ways you get screwed?
- Well, I'm pretty much sure about the second one, but still it's new!
- Aren't you neophobic?! Plus it's not a new year. It's the same sh[beep]t with a new "name", a new "number" as if we keep count of the years, the months, the days, the times we live to kill each other, to hurt others, to lie, to bullshit, to fu[beep], to...
- OK OK! Sorry! My bad. Wanna go to the movies?
- Yeah. Let's go.
[a divine voice] - Have fun!
- Shut up.
- But...
- I said SHUT UP!
- But why?!!!
- Look at yourself for f[beep]'s sake! Look what you've got yourself into again!
- Maybe...
- SHUT UP!
- BUT MAYBE I HAVE SOME FEELINGS!!!
- You bet your ass you have feelings you moron! It's called "randiness"! That's the feeling you have!
- No it's not!
- Just one word out of your stupid f[beep]ing mouth and I'll make you feel your nuts in it!
- You can't!
- That's it! [ and he kicks Dude in the nuts]
- OUCH! YOU SON OF A.... WHAT DA F[beep] DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!!
- Did it hurt?!! Do you feel the pain now?!! Yeah?! Do you?! DO YOU?!!!
- I DO!!!
- This is something you are going to feel for the rest or your miserable life if you keep talking about "some feelings". And don't worry, next time I won't be able to kick you in the nuts coz "the feelings" are squeezin'em! Got it?!
- .....
- GOT IT?!
- YES!
- Good. Now get the hell out of my face.
- [ a divine voice] - You better put some ice on'em, child.
- You asked for it!
- I did.
- You deserve it!
- I do.
- You are really miserable!
- I am.
- F[beep] you!
- Thanks.
- SHUT UP AND DIE!
[ a divine voice] - He will.
- How about the "outjection"?
- Doesn't work.
- Why?
- The memories. They're too old.
- And no "memory maker" is stupid enough to give you new ones?
- Whose side are you on, anyway?
- Since when does the truth hurt you?
- It doesn't.
- Whatever.
[a divine voice] - Poor bastard.
- Leave me alone...
- You ARE alone!
- Who the f[beep] are you then?
- I'm Dude.
- Be!
- You too!
- I said leave me alone!
- OK.
[a divine voice] - OK.